Penyakit Orang Indonesia

6 penyakit pegawai di indonesia :
 

1.KUDIS - KUrang DISiplin
2.ASMA - ASal Mengisi Absen
3.TBC - Tidak Bisa Computer
4.KRAM - Kurang teRAMpil 

 5.ASAM URAT - Asal SAMpai kantor terus URing-2an Atau Tidur
6.GINJAL - Gaji Ingin Naik tapi kerJAnya Lamban
7.PUCAT - PUlang CepAT

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Ngakak !

Suatu saat di pintu surga,Pemuka agama :Mengapa saya tidak bisa masuk surga sedangkan supir angkot itu bisa? Penjaga Pintu surga : karena waktu Anda berceramah, tidak ada yang mendengarkan anda dan tidur sehingga tak ada yang ingat kepada Tuhan, kalau supir angkot nyetir ugal-ugalan, penumpangnya pada takut sehingga menyebut nama Tuhan…..

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Buat yg muslim :
Bismillah : بِسْمِ اللّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيْ‎
Alhamdulillah : اَلْحَمْدُلِلّهِ‎
Amin : آمِيّنْ… آمِيّنْ… يَ رَ بَّلْ عَلَمِيّنْ
Ni buat yg muslim..
اَسْتَغْفِرُاَللّهَ (astaghfirullah)
اَللّهُ (Allah)
حَلاَل (halal)
حَرَم (haram)
اِنّا لِلّهِ وَاِنّا اِلَيْهِ رَجِعُوْنَ (innalillahi wa innailaihi raji’un)
لاَ هَوْلَ وَلاَ قُوَّتَ اِلاَّبِاللّهِ
(laahaula walaa kuwwata illa billah)
مَاشَآءَاللّهُ (masya Allah)
سُبْحَانَ اللّه (subhanallah)
اَللّهُ اَكْبَرُ، اَللّهُ اَكْبَرُ، اَللّهُ اَكْبَرُ، لاَ اِلَهَ اِلاَّ اللّهُ اَللّهُ اَكْبَرُ، اَللّهُ اَكْبَرُ، وَلِلّهِ الْحَمْدِ (takbir)
تَقَبَّلَ اللّهُ مِنَّ وَ مِنْكُم تَقَبَّلْ يَا كَرِيْم (idul fitri)
وَعَلَيْكُمْ السَّلاَمُ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِ وَبَرَكَاتُ هُ
(Wa’alaikumsalam Wr. WB)
وَ السَّلاَمُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ
(Wassalamu’alaikum Wr. WB)
السَّلاَمُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ
(Assalamu’alaikum Wr. WB)
اِنْ شَآ ءَ اللّهُ (insyaallah)
اَلْحَمْدُلِلّه (alhamdulillah)
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(amin). آمِّينَ
الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ.
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اَللّهُ اَكْبَرُ (Allahuakbar)
اَهْلاًوَسَهْلاً (ahlan wa sahlan)
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1. Greeting

~~~ヾ(＾∇＾)おはよー♪ == Good Morning / Ohayou
( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ｺﾝﾊﾞﾝﾊ == Good Evening / Konbanwa
(^-^*)/ｺﾝﾁｬ! == Hello / Konnichiwa
ｵ(･ｪ･)ﾔ(･ｪ-)ｽ(-ｪ･)ﾐ(-ｪ-)｡o○Zzz… == Good Night / Oyasuminasai
オメデトウ　( ^ _ ^)∠☆PAN！== Congratulation / Omedeto
(^ _ ^)/~~サヨナラ == Good Bye / Sayonara
m(_ _)m ゴメンナサイ == I’m Sorry / Gomennasai
(*≧▽≦)オハツでっす♪ == Nice to Meet You / Ohatsu
2. Salute (Enter n Exit)
( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ ﾀﾀﾞｲﾏｧ == I’m Back or I’m Home / Tadaima
ｵｶｴﾘ ♪(ﾉ´∀｀*)ﾉ == Welcome Back / Okaeri
(ヾ(´･ω･｀)いってらっちゃ == See you Later / Itterashai
☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉｲｯﾃｷﾏ-ｽ!! == I’m Going or I’m Heading Off / Ittekimasu
3. Joyful
＼（＾ ＾）／ == I’m Glad / Yorokobu
Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ == WOW! or Delight / Oo Yorokobii
(￣▽￣)ノ＿彡☆バンバン！! == Extravagant Laughter / Bakawarai
ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ ^_^)ノ == Dancin or Singing
o(^^o) (o^^)o わくわく == Hope or Expectation / Kitai
4. Sad
（；_・）== I’m Sad / Kanashimu
（ToT）== Cry / Nakui
（￣へ￣）== Discontent / Fuman
＿|￣|○ == Feel Down / Ochikomu
~(=^・・^) ヾ(^^ ) ヨシヨシ == Solace / Nagusameru
―(T_T)→　サクッ == Defeat / Make
＼（－－）／ マイッタ == Give up or Surrender / Oteage
5. Painful
(;´ρ`) ｸﾞｯﾀﾘ == Exhausted / Tsukaeru
(*´ο`*)=3 はふぅん == Sigh / Tameiki
☆⌒(＞。≪)イタイ == Get Hurt / Itai
6. Anger
(,,#ﾟ Дﾟ):∴;’･,;`:ｺﾞﾙｧ!! == Getting Angry / Okoru
ｬダヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ) ﾉ == No! or Denial / Iya
( 　ﾟ,_ゝﾟ)ﾊﾞｶｼﾞｬﾈｰﾉ == Derive or Mock / Baka
o(>oヽ｀、ヽ｀シャワー♪ == Bath / Furo
＼(o￣∇￣o)/ふあー == Wake Up / Okiru
(_ _)ヾ(‘ロ‘)　ペチペチ 起きろ～ == Wake Someone Up / Okosu
(´～`) むにゃむにゃ == Sleepness / Nemuke
［(－－)］ZZzzz… == Sleep / Neru

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Peribahasa :p

Example : 
Ada ubi Ada talas = Sesuatu perbuatan pasti ada juga balasannya
Bagai antah lemukut = Orang yg memppunyai sifat jahat biasanya banyak yang mencurigai
Cepat tangan = Orang yang suka mengambil harta orang lain
Diajak layu, bubut mati = Yang benar akan Xlalu menang
Enau mencari sigai = Seorang perempuan mencari jodoh

*Segini dlu eaa guyss ;

Kasus Ice Cream Magnum

Just do it... As soon as possible: Ice Cream MAGNUM dari Wall'a terindikasi MENGANDUNG LEMAK BABI, TERDAPAT KODE E471 atau E472 yang ternyata adalah kode untuk enzim LEMAK BABI!!! *Gue katanya tmen c? hahhaha :D

Indonesia Negriku (Part 1)

                                                              Indonesia Negriku

A. Negara Kesatuan RI
                 Proklamasi Kemerdekaan Republik Indonesia dikumandangkan pada tanggal 17 Agustus 1945, oleh Ir. Soekarno dan Drs. Moh. Hatta di Jakarta. Yang kemudian menjadi pasangan presiden dan wakil presiden pertama RI dan populer dengan sebutan Dwi Tunggal.
                 Naskah proklamasi dirumuskan oleh Mr. Ahmad Soebardjo dan Drs. Moh. Hatta, sedangkan yang menulis adalah Ir. Soekarno.
                 
                                                                PROKLAMASI


Kami bangsa Indonesia dengan ini menjatakan Kemerdekaan Indonesia.
Hal-hal jang mengenai pemindahan kekoeasaan d.l.l., diselenggarakan dengan tjara saksama dan dalam tempo jang sesingkat-singkatnja.


                                                                                    Djakarta,hari 17 boelan 8 tahoen '05
                                                                                         Atas Nama Bangsa Indonesia,
                                         
                                                                                                          ttd.

                                                                                                 Soekarno/Hatta
B. Letak Indonesia
        Negara kesatuan Republik Indonesia, merupakan negara kepulauan terbesar di dunia dengan jumlah pulau lebih dari 17.508 pulau. Indonesia terletak pada 6' LU - 11' LS dan 95' BT - 141' BT. Berada di daerah Khatulistiwa. Luas wilayah Indonesia seluruhnya mencapai 5.193.252 kmpersegi. Jumlah penduduk Indonesia 203.456.005 jiwa.

Seluk Beluk Uang

Perkembangan Uang

Dari masa ke masa, uang mengalami proses perkembangan yang panjang seiring dengan perkembangan akal budi manusia. Uang dikenal sekarang ini melalui proses panjang yang mungkin tidak pernah terbayangkan sebelumnya oleh nenek moyang kita dahulu.  

1. Tahap Sebelum Barter

Pada  tahap ini masyarakat belum mengenal barter karena setiap orang berusaha memenuhi kebutuhannya dengan usaha sendiri. Apa yang diperolehnya itulah yang dimanfaatkan untuk memenuhi kebutuhannya.

2. Tahap Barter 

Pada tahap ini manusia dihadapkan pada kenyataan bahwa apa yang mereka produksi sendiri tidak cukup untuk memenuhi kebutuhan mereka sendiri. Akhirnya, mereka mencari orang yang mau menukarkan barang yang dimilikinya dengan barang lain yang dibutuhkannya untuk memperoleh barang-barang yang tidak dapat dihasilkan sendiri. Inilah yang disebut sebagai Barter , yaitu menukar suatu barang dengan barang lain. Namun, saat melakukan kegiatan barter, mereka sulit menemukan orang yang mempunyai barang yang diinginkan sekligus mau menukarkan barang yang dimilikinya. Mereka juga sulit memperoleh barang yang dapat dipertukarkan satu sama lainnya dengan nilai pertukaran yang seimbang/ hampir sama nilainya. Dari sini, mulailah muncul ide untuk menggunakan benda-benda tertentu sebagai alat tukar.